Adam and Eve

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Adam was feeling lonely in the Garden of Eden, and so God said:"I can create a woman for you." "What's that?" asked Adam. "Oh, it's something really nice", God replied. "Lovely to look at, gentle, kind, sex whenever you want it, never has a headache..." "Sounds great", said Adam, "but I bet it doesn't come cheap. What'll it cost me?" "An arm and a leg", God replied. Adam thought about it for a minute, then asked: "What can I have for a rib?" The rest is history...
 

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (tradman @ Apr 29 2008, 04:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
Is it too late to re-negotiate?[/b]
No need. They get that now also, without any re-negotiation....plus the house, the car, the bank account.....

(Why do they name hurricanes after women? Who else takes all your stuff and leaves you naked in the driveway?)
 

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Do you know why divorce is so expensive??? Because it's worth it
(I know I am going to catch hell for that one)
 

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I heard Eve was the first carpenter.

She made Adam's banana stand............
 

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Was it a floating rib or one of the wrap around kind? Any medical guys feel free to chime in...
 

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Obviously a floater...you dodn't need them!

How would a "arm and a leg" model have turned out?????
 

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