bear joke


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Dec 16, 2002
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I haven't posted in this forum before since I've never hunted bears before but I got this emailed to me and thought you guys would enjoy it.

Subject: Alaskain Bear Hunting

On a tour of Alaska, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
mountains for some sight seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the
Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the
woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales"
T-shirt, and a tree hugger Hat, was struggling frantically, thrashing around
trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.

As the pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached
up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the bear. Then the
three loggers hauled it to their truck.

Immediately the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for
your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred
between loggers and environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own
eyes that that is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that?"

"It was the Pope," another replied, "he's in direct contact with God and has
access to all God's wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom, but he
sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting..... By the way, is the bait
holding up okay or do we need to go back to town and grab another one?"


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Feb 21, 2003
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In a perfect world, they would run out of bait

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