You FAR exceeded any intellectual level ESS has ever hoped to achieve with that statement.
He knows it's dove season because his wife starts getting antsy- cleaning his guns, loading his shells- hell his bags are already packed an by the door. She's looking forward to getting rid of him for the week..
Now she can clean the carpets since she can't seem to teach him what the toilet is for and rubbing his nose in it for the last 8 years hasn't helped!
I refuse to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed person such as yourself.
Reason #1: You're cooking the asada the night before the opener.
Reason #2: You know my room number.
Reason #3: Refer to reasons 1 & 2.
If you're still confused on the concept..... maybe we can jot it down in crayon for you. Now go on and get back in your cage before I get your wife to break out the hose on you again.
P.S. Where's my 2 bucks from last year you owe me???