Fractured Dictionary

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FRACTURED DICTIONARY

Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.

Control \kon-trol'\: A short, ugly inmate.

Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse \i-klips'\: what an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: a clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes \hee'-rhos\: what a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank \left' bangk'\: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

Misty \mis'-tee\: How some golfers create divots.

Paradox \par'-uh-doks\: two physicians.

Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: a helper on the farm.

Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: what penguins see with.

Primate \pri'-mat\: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Relief \ree-leef'\: what trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\: what you do to relax your wife.

Seamstress \seem'-stres\: describes 250 pounds in a size six.

Selfish \sel'-fish\: what the owner of a seafood store does.

Subdued \sub-dood'\: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.

Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\: bringing litigation against a government.
 

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I've heard of it....... practicaly everyday.....

Use it, in part, to decipher Sierra-izms............
 
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Originally posted by PowDuck@Jul 13 2005, 03:55 AM
Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: a clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes \hee'-rhos\: what a guy in a boat does.

Misty \mis'-tee\: How some golfers create divots.

Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: what penguins see with.

Relief \ree-leef'\: what trees do in the spring.

Seamstress \seem'-stres\: describes 250 pounds in a size six.

Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\: bringing litigation against a government.


Roomie \Roo'm-ie\ ESS's BVD's
 
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Originally posted by tinner@Jul 13 2005, 10:35 AM
dang sierra is on fire to day.
No Tinner-

ESS has just been for the last 5 hours trying to spell out "dictionary" at the book store so he can look in the BIG book for a comeback.


He should be comming up to AdWare anytime soon after lunch- But we need to be sensative and realize that Adware - is still like .ummmmm, some 126 pages ahead of him.


(depending on what version he bought)


Bro- I could hug you tighter than a silk thong worn on a Texas marathon in August I love you so much.


Ok- that was TMI
 

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Somebody stop Powduck. He's gonna kill me with all these 3rd grade jokes.



Just kiddin. They are kinda cute.
 


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