I am a Bad American

hunter mike

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Have you Seen this...



I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks.  I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it way to crack addicts squirting out babies.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson preaches, where does he get his money & why is he
always part of the problem and not the solution?

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill
to put your pansy tail through 4-7 years of college, you
haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.  I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.  I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a
shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

My heroes are John Wayne, and whoever canceled Dr.
Quinn, Medicine Woman.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.  I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.  I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my butt through a long winter?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years
in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or
been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are
breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
you deciding who should be running the most powerful
nation of the world for the next four years.

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should
be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise
to never delay the rest of us again.

I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD
American.

We need our country back!

Sincerely George Carlin
 



gwhunter69

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guilty as charged...1st degree bad American...thanks
 

tinner

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one hundred and ten percent bad bad bad bad american:soapbox::sun-shining::usa-flag-raisin::tank::hot sign::hot sign::hot sign:
 

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"I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English."

ROTFLMAO!

:eat-burger:
 

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I'm the worst american there is !! I also complain about the toilet seat being up because I can. And if I pass gass in the market I can always blame it on the man closest to me:fart 2:
 

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A warm and hearty welcome to Tinners Wife!!!!:dancinred::wavin::7-bouncin:

It is nice of you to decide to come spend some time with us!

Welcome!!

BTW: You might as well blame me :fart: my wife always does!!:no no:
 

EVAN III

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     Hey Tinners wife,

 Welcome aboard, glad to have you. OK so who get the puter between the hours of 4 to 6 PM, This site is addicting.

                      EVAN III
 

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tinnerswife, Glad to have on Jesse's. Now we can get the real scoop on tinner.   Hey tinner now your in  trouble..hehehehe.
 

tinner

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thonzberry i know her password so i can edit her posts:black-eye:. but even if she did say something bad it would ofcourse be a lie.:smiley-thumbs-up:
 

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Tinnerswife, a BIG WELCOME to you!!!  :toast-yellow: It's nice to see another member with a good sense of humor aboard.

Oh ya... I'm also a bad American.:frown2grin:

steve
 


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