I bought a bird feeder


Oct 22, 2002
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I bought a bird feeder.

I hung it on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty that bird feeder was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed. Within a
week I had hundreds of birds
taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and
casily accessible food.

But then the birds started
building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
The chairs, the table . Everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own

And others birds were
boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch.

So I took down the Bird feeder

and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ...

Quiet, serene and with no one demanding rights to a free meal.

Now let's see ....
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care, and free
education and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic

Then the illegals came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor;
your child's 2nd grade class is
behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak

Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
"press one" to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than "Old Glory" are
squawking and screaming
in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.

swampy tim

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Nov 13, 2004
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The government can't take down the bird feeder, they are in the pockets of BIG BIRD SEED! S/T

Common Sense

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Dec 20, 2004
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Problem is the government is "we the people". Most of us are now eating out of the bird feeder, so the government cannot take it down. How long will the rest of us keep working to buy birdseed for everyone?????


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Jan 16, 2003
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"How long will the rest of us keep working to buy birdseed for everyone"
Anarchy is what happens when the government loses all control of itself and the people get to the end of their rope...

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