If Kerry gets elected

bzzboyz

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For those of you who don't live in Texas and want to move
here, come on, we have plenty of room for you.
If Kerry is elected President:

After listening to all the gloating in the press and seeing the liberal whiners along the inauguration route, the folks from Texas would probably decide to take matters into their own hands.

To wit:
#1: If he gets elected, let Kerry become President of the 49 United States.
#2: Texas will SECEDE FROM THE UNION as guaranteed by our right to do so when we joined the Union.
#3: George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of Texas.

Will we survive as a Republic? Well, let's see... NASA's in Houston (so, we basically control the space industry). 85% of the gasoline in the United States is refined in Texas
City. Over 65% of the defense industry is located here. (The term
"DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS" would take on a whole new meaning.)
Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years.
Natural Gas - Again we have all we need. Maybe we'll sell some to Mr Kerry.

Computer Industry - HP, Texas Instruments, Dell, Compaq,
EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials,
Ball Semiconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi, Nortel...All located here.
Health Care - We have the largest research centers for Cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world.
Education - Between U.T., Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Rice, TCU,
SMU, University of Houston, Baylor, University of North Texas and
Texas Women's University we ought to be covered. Ivy grows better in the
south anyway.
Labor - Lots of workers here (and just open the border when we need so me more)
We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc.
Defense - In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard.
Agriculture - We are totally self sufficient in beef,
poultry, hogs, chickens and vegetable produce. *Gotta mention that we have
an abundant supply of the best-looking ladies in the whole world. And
any snide remarks about our women being "corn fed" will get your hind-end kicked -- by our women!)
We have Faith in God as our Supreme Creator and Savior.
Texas will have "In God We Trust" on the front and back of its own money.
Texas will have prayers at all sporting events. Texans will have the Ten Commandments posted where ever they want.
Each school day will be opened with prayer.
We've got mountains.
We've got beaches.
East Texas is forest.
West Texas is desert.
There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.
Now to the rest of The United States under President Kerry :
God bless you all...truly...and good luck!

Signed,
The Citizens of "The Republic of Texas"
 

Buck-eye

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Awesome read!
But, no need to open the border..it already is
 
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Hmmmmm....sounds mighty tempting! My wife and I have some friends that are leaving CA for the DFW area. They bought a real nice house that's being built as we speak. I'll be waiting for their "reality" report after being there a few months.

The view from my backyard is pretty spectacular with the Clevelnad National Forest right behind us. Plus, we get that ocean breeze from San Juan Capo...it's hard to give up!
 

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Sounds great, Its just too far to drive for Green Bay Packer games!
 

Coues

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You could watch a REAL football team play in Dallas.
 

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div>
You could watch a REAL football team play in Dallas[/b]
I know your not talking about the Cow Girls!
You could watch them every sunday when they get time out of jail to play football.

MIB
 

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great read! if Kerry does get elected, I'm ready to move to Texas, Texas is capable of running itself, I think Crawford, Texas sounds pretty good, I'm sure George W and I could take some monsters right off his back porch.
 

Coues

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Better than watching the Fudge Packers with cheese hats on your head!
 

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That doesn't hold much of a threat coming from the land of the Cardinals.
 
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