I'm A Bad American

prohunter

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BAD AMERICAN

I'm a Bad American-this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

I don't care about appearing compassionate.

I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe ignoring your kids and giving them Prozac might.

I think I'm doing better than the homeless.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or make me mad. This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to others expectations. I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.

I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; I just don't feel like everyone else should have to.

I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English. My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours, and make us bend to your will. Get over it.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word 'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the previous line. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation do a recount when needed. I know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based on the word "is"-ever.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any thing else, while the indigenous peoples can't get past a high school education because they can't afford it.

I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet. I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.

I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap

from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right to.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.

I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.

Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation. The guys who wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said - now leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.

I don't hate the rich. I help the poor. I know wrestling is fake. I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either. Please stop blaming me because some prior white people were idiots - and remember, tons of white, Indian, Chinese, and other races have been enslaved too - it was wrong for every one of them.

I believe a self-righteous liberal Democrat with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I want to know exactly which church is it where the "Reverend" Jessie Jackson preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.

I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then you will serve the time.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it makes you mad, then invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it makes me mad.

You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has more value as a human being that I do as a white male. If someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime. We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.

I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child-it takes a parent with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!" when it's necessary to do so. I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller. I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.

I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed me that right. I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise. Yes, I guess by some people's definition, I may be a bad American.

But that's tough.
 



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Isn't this Ted Nugents?  I think I remember reading it somewhere.  He makes some good points.
 

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Definately written by Ted! And I don't consider Ted Nugent a bad American!I wish there were more people like him. I grew up listening to Ted, and have been to more than a few of his concerts. He promotes hunting in an extremely positive manner, and helps introduce hunting to children who would never get the oppurtunity otherwise!He is the whackmaster!How could he be a bad American? Take care guys, and Happy Thanksgiving to all!!
 

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Many have contributed this article to Ted Nugent, but he denied penning this piece on the Bowsite.

The first confirmed writing of this article was by  "bootyist-monk" and posted on Free Republic in 9/2000 and it was titled, "I'm Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD Republican"

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a39b09d010a26.htm

This is one of the many E-mail rumors that has grown to enormous proportions, I've gotten this at least 10 times with multiple authors listed over the past year. Not everything you get in E-mail is true.
 

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I love it, but I have also read in a Ted Nugent interview that he denied that this was his work.  But, he liked it.
 

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This has been widely circulated and variously credited to Nuge, George Carlin, Dennis Leary, and others.  Actually written by a guy over on FreeRepublic.com.
 

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I don't care who wrote it. I definately think it was well done and whoever wrote it has my support.
 

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Sorry I wrote "definately" Ted Nugent...But it definately sounds like something he would write. Before the concerts, he gives about 15 minutes worth of "telling it like really is" and some of the things in the above written piece, sound almost word for word what he said at the last concert I was at. He makes VERY pro American statements, is VERY down on drugs and alcohol, and acknowledges all of his "huntin and fishin" buddies in the audience.  At the end, he shot a flaming arrow into a guitar, and then the guitar exploded. Before he shot, he talked about shot placement, and how critical shot placement is to effectively and humanely kill an animal, it was very cool!
 

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when i first read this I LOVED IT!!!!!! Just thought I would share it with others.
 

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Oh My God!
When I read the part about Old Yeller!
I never would rent that movie for my kids to see because of how devistated I was when i saw it as a kid. Boy did that bring back memories!
 


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