John McCain is sooooo old

chuam

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he took his drivers test on a dinosaur
he was in the same class as Jesus
his social security number is 000-00-0001
his memory is in Black and white
his life insurance expired
he use to baby sit Yoda
he owes fred flintstone 5 bucks
he DJ'd at the boston tea party
he left his wallet on Noah's Ark.
Jurassic Park brought back memories...
he still owes Moses a dollar.
when he was at school...there was No history class!
when they asked for his ID, he handed them a rock
he sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
his first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
his birth certificate says MXXVII on it


Now before anyone gets their panties in a bunch this is not to disparage McCain I just thought this was pretty funny.
 

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (easymoney @ Apr 4 2008, 01:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
Oh, this is so useful and relevant...[/b]
This is a political board on a hunting website. Since when is anything on here useful or relevant?

You guys laugh at GW's political cartoons, lighten up a bit.
 

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Isn't wierd? Most of us do laugh at GW's jokes and find his regular posts interesting.

With chuam; we laugh at his regular posts, and find his jokes interesting.
 

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Common Sense @ Apr 4 2008, 02:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
With chuam; we laugh at his regular posts, and find his jokes interesting.[/b]

Lol, you got to admit that right there is funny eh Chaum... Still waiting for your response on the subsidized gasoline.
 

gwhunter69

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I got a good chuckle out of them. Thanks Chuam.
 

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Obviously this is a joke...I don't often agree with Chuam but a joke's a joke - I though it was mildly funny.
 

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Yes, he is old and experienced...but he probably won't attack his opponents for their lack of seasoning or experience ...

Actually, his opponents seem to be more "politically savvy"; so I expect some kind of PC gaffe to come from him yet:
simply because he seems to deal only in "straight talk" not nuancing or parseing his words...

Although he has not had a "Bosnian sniper moment" (he had his sniper moments), nor has he tried to morph Jeremiah Wright....
into Jeremiah Johnson..I can see "straight talk" as something the dissembling PC crowd cannot handle..and they will try to morph
his words into something he DID NOT say...
 

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Those were funny. So were the zingers he and Letterman tossed at each other last week.
 


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