Once upon a time.....~

Mr.Redneck

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"WAIT!!!!" "If we'd had one more California sized Blue State, Kerry would have been elected!!!!" So They headed back south to TX......
 



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but they decided to take the eastern route to visit some of their fellow JHO'ers on the way home. They pulled up in Arlow's driveway when all of a sudden they spotted the pony-tailed patriot coming out to.......
 

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"....greet them!!!! Who would've thunk it!! Since losing the election, John Kerry has been shacking up with Arlow, because Theresa threw the loser out. They even planned a duck hunt, which Kerry invited everyone to go on, but..."
 
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then he noticed ESS's keyboard in the bed of the truck and saw the cheeto dust remnants on some of the keys and realized it spelled "P-O-R-N"...well Arlow and Kerry got excited and wanted to take the rest of the JHO gang down to Boston to the strip clubs and......
 

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Osama gave a call to John Kerry and asked him if knew a place he could go since the airforce had just blown up his cave.....
 

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that's when Arlow remembered, there aren't any straight strip clubs in Boston. The crew had grown tired of John, so stopping on a bridge they.....
 

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to the nearbyy 7/11 to check the lotto numbers for that week. Arlow started reading off the winning numbers when ..............
 

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SOS said I'm having a protest at HOME DEPOT "anyone want to buy a screw and return it?
 

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said did you say home depot or the bus depot to get a screw?

And how do you crazy Americans return a screw?
 

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up screeched a lifted cheeto colored F350 , Satchmo ran out of it and held her knife to Osama's throat and proceeded to do her best impression of Al-Zerquawi meanwhile..............
 

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he wanted to drink some real beer!!! You know some with alcohol in it, since the Us doesn't put any in theres!!!
 

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The moment Osama said that he grabbed Airgun from behind and gave him a screw...
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a screw driver that is and with that AI went to work on...
 

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shot the place up. In clearing the room they had accidentally tossed a flash-bang into airguns lap scorching his…
 

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Boys Airgun looked like this
he screamed like a little girl he wanted to die then
 

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you know what.. (a lil bit of something)... but it is alright because Wacko Jacko comes busting through to ask airgun "why boy you are smoking!!!"... let me smolder that hot, burning...
 


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