That's when the fight started!!

iforge03

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somebody stole my wifes credit card the other day. i havent reported it yet because he spends less than my wife does
 

P304X4

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[FONT=&quot]My wife has these days when she wants "us to talk aboutthings".[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]We were discussing aspects of our future so when it was my turnI asked[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]her "What will you do if I die before you do?" [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for ahouse-sharing[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]situation with three other single or widowed women who might bea little[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Then she asked me, "What will you do if I die first?"[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]I replied, "Probably the same thing."

That's when the fight started.[/FONT]
 

Common Sense

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Last night as we were getting ready to go out for dinner my wife stepped out of the shower. I stood there looking at her and she asked what I was staring at. I told her I thought she should go bra-less to dinner. She asked if I thought they were perky enough to go without a bra? I told her no, but they sure do pull a lot of wrinkles out of your face.

That's when the fight started.
 

dustin ray

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Our dish washer has been broke for some time this morning my wife said im tired of doing dishes im going to get a new one
me- well ok i hope she good looking and can cook

Thats when the fight started
 
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Common Sense

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Last night at the dinner table I told Mrs. Sense that dinner was pretty good. She said her mother always told her that her best dish was apple pie or meat loaf. I then asked which was on my plate.


That's when...
 

P304X4

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While having a drink at the bar with friends a rather large lady slapped me on the back and asked if she could have my number. I asked her if she had a pen and she said sure. While she was rummaging through her purse I told her she ought to get back in it before the farmer notices she is missing.........that's when the fight started.
 


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