Haven't been big game hunting for almost 2 weeks. Will go a couple times next week to make up. In the meantime, I've got some work to do. A couple evenings ago my dogs started barking and ran to the far end of the lanai [covered deck]. BARK BARK!! I told them to hush and called them back into the house. The next morning I went outside and the entire front yard was rototilled up. All that beautiful and expensive sod was turned upside down and inside out. And bear in mind that this is inside a fenced and gated community. Farther up the road houses had damage to their exterior lighting. Seems the hogs like to rub up against the lamp posts and knock them over. I'm standing there cussing and along comes a fat boar, trotting merrily up the street in broad daylight. He passed quickly and crossed into the brush so I didn't have a chance to grab the crossbow.
I was talking to a Hawaiian guy the other day and he told me the pigs have become such a nuisance around his area that they will just stand in the road and not move. A large boar stood still as he rode up on his bike [I assume he meant bicycle] and then rushed him. Scared the heck out of him.
Talking to a mac nut farmer the other day and he told me he has 10 mac nut trees. The pigs got all but about 10 pounds of nuts. That means they got about 500 pounds and he got 10 pounds.
The coffee farmers are losing tons of coffee beans to the pigs. Some are losing their shirts as a consequence.
Oscar the Grouch [another mac nut guy who is a real grouch and who's name is Oscar] has virtually begged me and my friends to come up and shoot the pigs. They come onto his property to eat the mac nuts and they squeal and oink so much at night that he can't sleep. He has to close the windows but then it gets too hot to sleep. He opens them and it cools down but then the pigs make so much racket that he has to close the windows and then he cooks half to death. The cycle repeats itself all night long. That's probably why he's such a grouch.
A hunting buddy up the road in Holualoa, up in the green jungle, asked me to come up and help him sort out a giant boar that is sleeping behind his garage. He is an experienced hunter and estimates its weight at 300+ pounds. It has been tearing the neighborhood apart and then snoozes all day in this guys shrubs. He is very concerned about going into the backyard with that thing sleeping back there. Personally, I'd carry a shotgun loaded with buckshot and to hell with neighbors who complain about the noise.
Guys, these pigs on the Big Island are exploding in numbers and they are causing some serious problems. My freezer is filled to max capacity and I give away more than I eat. We need some help so all JHO'ers charter a 747 and come on over. You can stay at my place if you promise to kill a few thousand pigs while you're here.
Aloha for now. I gotta go out and put up another fence.
I can't seem to edit the topic title. I meant to say destructive, not destruction.
Oh, well. Blame it on my old age.
I was talking to a Hawaiian guy the other day and he told me the pigs have become such a nuisance around his area that they will just stand in the road and not move. A large boar stood still as he rode up on his bike [I assume he meant bicycle] and then rushed him. Scared the heck out of him.
Talking to a mac nut farmer the other day and he told me he has 10 mac nut trees. The pigs got all but about 10 pounds of nuts. That means they got about 500 pounds and he got 10 pounds.
The coffee farmers are losing tons of coffee beans to the pigs. Some are losing their shirts as a consequence.
Oscar the Grouch [another mac nut guy who is a real grouch and who's name is Oscar] has virtually begged me and my friends to come up and shoot the pigs. They come onto his property to eat the mac nuts and they squeal and oink so much at night that he can't sleep. He has to close the windows but then it gets too hot to sleep. He opens them and it cools down but then the pigs make so much racket that he has to close the windows and then he cooks half to death. The cycle repeats itself all night long. That's probably why he's such a grouch.
A hunting buddy up the road in Holualoa, up in the green jungle, asked me to come up and help him sort out a giant boar that is sleeping behind his garage. He is an experienced hunter and estimates its weight at 300+ pounds. It has been tearing the neighborhood apart and then snoozes all day in this guys shrubs. He is very concerned about going into the backyard with that thing sleeping back there. Personally, I'd carry a shotgun loaded with buckshot and to hell with neighbors who complain about the noise.
Guys, these pigs on the Big Island are exploding in numbers and they are causing some serious problems. My freezer is filled to max capacity and I give away more than I eat. We need some help so all JHO'ers charter a 747 and come on over. You can stay at my place if you promise to kill a few thousand pigs while you're here.
Aloha for now. I gotta go out and put up another fence.
I can't seem to edit the topic title. I meant to say destructive, not destruction.
Oh, well. Blame it on my old age.