Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

Freedivr2

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10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3 . A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
 

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How about when a gun kicks you are usually prepared for it. Any more we can come up with?
 

Duknutz

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It's guarnteed you will be working with some kind of action!!!
 

arizona hunter

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I actually believe my wife would agree with those statements. But I still would not trade her for any gun.
 

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How about a 180 spin...

Mrs. BLASTMASTER doesn't get loud and kick everytime I squeeze her from behind.
 

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Your friends won't give you a hard time for bringing home an ugly gun.
 

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (D3Lifer @ Mar 24 2008, 09:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
Your friends won't give you a hard time for bringing home an ugly gun.
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Boy, I don't know about that one! I've seen pictures of Japanese Nambu pistols and fired a Swiss K-31 rifle---UGLY!
 

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A gun has a safety. Women... they might go off at any time.[/b]
So freaking true...in a sad sort of way.
 

Ferd Berfull

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If you mistreat your gun it won't leave you and take your house, car, kids, money and alimony!
 

Saycheese

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I got a new shotgun for my wife. Good trade.


(Just kidding, Honey!)
 

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For old guys like me, you don't got to take a little blue pill to enjoy a gun.
 

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Common Sense @ Mar 25 2008, 11:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
For old guys like me, you don't got to take a little blue pill to enjoy a gun.
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Hey CS, for not so old guys like me, if you need a little blue pill, you should probably find a more attractive woman
 

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For old guys like CS, the blue pill is just to keep from peeing on his boots.
 

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