Top 10 Reasons Why I Need a New Hunting Partner!

Lurediver

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10. Everytime we go on a public land hunt he insist on charging me a "Guide Fee".

9. He answers the phone "Pro Staff".

8. He's been hanging out lately with some guys from Oregon
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7. Every half hour he has to stop and write in his journal.

6. He hosts his own autograph and Q/A's at the local bow shop

5. He signs his name starting with Professional Hunter

4. He hunts with a fanny pack


3. His hunting gear includes a mirror for his hair


2. I caught him staring at a picture of Ted Nugent in his wallet

1. HE DRIVES A GRAND PRIX
 



SacFireJT

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You forgot to mention that he has a CAT and has a subscribtion to US magazine
 

Arrowslinger

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#4 is all yours JT.....still can't believe you use a leather fanny pack to hunt with.
 

Lan-Lord

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lurediver @ Aug 1 2006, 08:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
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1. HE DRIVES A GRAND PRIX[/b]
there is nothing wrong with taking a Grand Prix hunting, as long as it has mud flaps.
 

S&P

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11. He carries lip gloss in his leather fanny pack.
 


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