You know your in California when....

Rodney Hood

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You know you're in California if: =



1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversati= on in English.



4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.



5. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?



6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.





7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.



8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy sitting in Starbucks at 8:30 a.m. wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney



12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?



14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news

station: 'STORM WATCH.'



15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cellphones or Ipods.



16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.



17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.



19. The Terminator is your governor.



20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one!

 

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Well, c'mon guys; what's the verdict? This thread has been up almost 12 hours, and no one knows? Is pot legal or not?
 

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Being a business owner in the great state of Calif., I have manditory drug testing..... if you drugs aren't up to par, your fired.
 

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BelchFire @ Apr 21 2008, 09:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
Well, c'mon guys; what's the verdict? This thread has been up almost 12 hours, and no one knows? Is pot legal or not?[/b]

No one in CA knows the answer.


The good people of CA voted that "medical" pot is okay. The Feds say they don't care what CA says, pot is illegal. The state is giving out business license for the sale of pot, and the Federal Justice Department has backed off and refuses to arrest or prosecute.


So the question remains, is pot leagal????????????
 

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not that I have any experience with this issue
but I think it all depends on the cop that you're dealing with.
 

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There are doctors that will prescribe medical marijauna. The prescribee has a paper and a card that permits him to have up to alotted amount prescribed. To gain entry into the stores that sell it, you must present your card. There is a receptionist in a front office and the store is through a door to the merchandise room. There is most generally a security guard about the size of a gorilla on steroids guarding the door to the store. The stores sell everything cannibas. From the weed itself to candy bars and lolipops to brownies and cookies. Even soda.
 

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BelchFire @ Apr 21 2008, 09:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
Well, c'mon guys; what's the verdict? This thread has been up almost 12 hours, and no one knows? Is pot legal or not?[/b]

Bottom line...it doesn't matter. Kind of like BEING illegal doesn't matter in CA.
 


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