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I went up to the coffee trees at 6:00 PM today and was met with a light drizzle and very little breeze. I hiked 50 yards into the trees and immediately saw a pig, maybe 100 pounds or so, jet black with a really long snout and a razor back. It was behind a tree with only its butt sticking out one side and its neck and head out the other side. I raised my bow and took aim at its neck, feeling certain that it would bolt and run as all the pigs up there have done in the past. It didn't. I took a snap shot just as it turned to face me. There was a "thunk" and I thought I had hit the tree but the pig dropped and lay still. It didn't run one inch but just flopped. I slowly walked up and saw my arrow sticking out of its head, dead center between the eyes. I've never shot a pig or any other animal in the head with an arrow, let alone smack dab between the eyes. It was actually a lousy shot because I was aiming for the neck. I unscrewed my arrow but didn't even consider trying to retrieve the Muzzy 100 grain 3-blade because things inside the pig's head were really sloshing around. I dragged the pig down to my truck and then went back into the coffee trees to try for another pig. I heard some pigs moving in the brush but didn't see anything. I then went back down to the truck and began removing the tenderloins and boning out the hams. A loud squeal and then a grunt and then all sorts of racket broke out in the tall grass 50 yards away so I grabbed my bow and put the sneak on them. Nada. I went back to the butchering job and got about 30 pounds of good boneless meat that is destined to become sweet Italian sausage in a couple of weeks. The mosquitos had another blood drive and I was the guest of honor. They are really bad at sunset right after a drizzle. Luckily, I'm virtually immune to the after-effects of their bites, the itching specifically, having been bitten a zillion times when I used to live in Alaska, but I feel the bites when they occur and it is pretty miserable when you get bitten a few hundred times in 30 minutes.

Tomorrow at first light I'm off in my skiff to try for ono and ahi. The ono are thick but I have yet to catch a really big ahi. I had another very large tiger shark come up to the boat a few days ago while I was attempting to land an ono. The tigers I've seen have not been in the least bit aggressive but they really rattle me. When the first JAWS movie came out I was so scared that I didn't take a shower for 3 weeks, to give you an idea how phobic I am when it comes to sharks. But then again I need to remind myself that my wife and I moved to the most remote island group in the world, when you consider how far we are from the closest major land mass. Seriously, the Big Island is the most remote island in the world. Look at a globe and then find the Big Island and then look for the nearest continent. And now we're the closest target for that fat little bastard in North Korea to take a potshot at. Don't think I'll lose any sleep over that. Bet he'd look really cute with a Muzzy 100 grain 3-blade buried between his eyes.

That's it for now. And I do agree with Speckmisser---let's hear some more hog tales from the mainland, California especially. I really do miss the oak trees and the dry, brown grass and the vineyards and hanging around camp during the heat of the day and cussing the Kalifornia politicians and giving the finger to politcal correctness and bumping into other JHO'ers who live to hunt and popping a cool one or two, waiting for the sun to work its way down to the horizon and the temperatures to begin to drop and then to mount up and go out for the monster buck that I know is out there or to clobber the hogzilla that is hiding behind a manzanita tree or most probably, just being out there in the Real World and watching the light fade at the end of a perfect day.

Best of luck to all you A Zone archers.

Mahalo for now.
 

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (doccherry @ Jul 10 2006, 10:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
I took a snap shot just as it turned to face me. There was a "thunk" and I thought I had hit the tree but the pig dropped and lay still. It didn't run one inch but just flopped. I slowly walked up and saw my arrow sticking out of its head, dead center between the eyes. I've never shot a pig or any other animal in the head with an arrow, let alone smack dab between the eyes.[/b]

Aloha Bruce, Great shot even if you didn't mean it.
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You shooting a compound bow? What draw weight, and what percentage let-off? I sold off my compound bows a couple years back but still have a recurve, and longbow both around 55 pounds. Do you use a bow there because they won't allow a firearm or is it just your choice? Sure sounds like fun.

Good luck on your fishing trip, and please let us know how the fishing was.

A hui hou, Unc Ji
 

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Doc,
Congratulations on that perfect brain shot. You are definitely a writer galore. Tantalizing, riveting tales from the neighborhood coffee groves. With swarms of piggies to boot. Just awesome. You fill up my evening with warm true tales that hit the spot for feeding the imagination. Thanks and God Bless.
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very nice hunting story doc!
Good luck on the fishing, and take some pics for us! We need more of your paradise here on the mainland
 

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Doc and Uncle Ji,
Your pictures and your posts are definitely very much appreciated and eagerly awaited. The pictures are specially awesome. God Bless to both of you.
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Uncle Ji:

I usually shoot a PSE Quantum compound set at 65 pounds and 80% let-off. I have a couple of nice recurves but I don't practice enough with them to shoot anything beyond about 3 yards. I use the bow because there are so many other homes in the area. The estate is only 5 acres and many other places are only 2 or 3 acres. With all the lava rocks lying around, even a .22 would pose a ricochet threat. I hear small caliber gunfire from time to time at around sunset and I imagine other homeowners are having similar problems with pigs and whip out the hardware and let fly. Can't blame them.

A hui hou, Unc
 

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great story Doc, and wish i could just step out into a backyard jungle and hunt anytime i would be posting everyday, but until then Doc i will have to enjoy your post. thanks............tra
 

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Hey Doc,

You never owe an apology when posting up a great hunting tale. Like most of these other guys, I look forward to seeing a new topic with your handle beside it. You really are living the life most of us can only dream of.

Congrats on the bowkill, even if it wasn't the shot you wanted. Pork in the freezer doesn't care if it was a lucky shot or not... it still tastes good!

By the way, for the skeeters try a ThermaCell. Every time I use mine, I'm still blown away by how well it works. No good on the stalk, but perfect for sitting on stand or working in a small area.
 

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My wife and I never did take a honeymoon, in a year I think I will take her to Hawaii, sounds like paradise.

Like everyone else on here I look forward to your posts, keep them coming.

Speck, I had decent luck still hunting through the south georgia swamps with a thermacell, if the wind is somewhat calm, and you are moving slowly, it worked pretty good, also I have taken it for setting up stand sites in Middle Georgia in the Summer, and moving around a good bit then, and still having very few if any mosquitos get through.
 

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Good info, Bearclaw... not to turn this into a discussion about insect control, but I have used mine on the table around camp, and it did a decent job keeping the critters off while I whipped up dinner and cocktails. They have a lantern model now too, that's supposed to cover a much larger area for picnics and such. Haven't tried it yet.

Doc, I'll gladly give you my thermacell if you'll just fly me out to deliver it. Of course, we'll have to take it into the field so I can show you how it works. And we'd probably need to carry the bows with us, in case of attack by marauding hogs.
 

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Thermacells are available here at the JHO online store, right??? The best recommendations are from satisfied customers. 'Nuff said.
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Doc, did you get any pictures? Great story as always.
 

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You get my heart pumping everytime you post a story. Especially about the fishing and the tiger sharks. Don't feel bad, I'm nervous just sitting here reading about you being out there and seeing them!!

Stay safe and keep the stories coming.

Frosty
 

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I've said it before.

It's time to move to HI

I actually advised my wife I'll be taking her there in a year or so. We'll go for a week. And I told her the last 2 says will be spent chasing goats and hogs around the brush!

Jesse
 
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