asaxon
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They arrested the wrong hog
I had decided to report Waving Willie as I thought his indecent behavior might pose a danger to the tender feeling of some younger impressionable hunters. So I had filed an official report with the Paso PD. They called me today and then emailed me with a picture telling me that they thought they had caught the Perp. As soon as I saw the picture, I knew they had the wrong hog. This appears to be a sow, it is clearly blonde, not black and it is so damn ugly I couldn't have mistaken a regular boar for this critter. I called the Paso PD and told them but they said not to worry, they would have the hog over for dinner - or maybe it was they would have the hog for dinner. Whatever.....
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I had decided to report Waving Willie as I thought his indecent behavior might pose a danger to the tender feeling of some younger impressionable hunters. So I had filed an official report with the Paso PD. They called me today and then emailed me with a picture telling me that they thought they had caught the Perp. As soon as I saw the picture, I knew they had the wrong hog. This appears to be a sow, it is clearly blonde, not black and it is so damn ugly I couldn't have mistaken a regular boar for this critter. I called the Paso PD and told them but they said not to worry, they would have the hog over for dinner - or maybe it was they would have the hog for dinner. Whatever.....
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