spectr17

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No it ain't sex or beer.

I want to go alligator hunting soooo bad. Them big lizards remind me of hog hunting. Big toofas, onery as all get out and they live in the nastiest places.

Is there help for me or is this something that will pass?

Will the hog hunting gods look down on me in shame?
 

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Well if Spectr17 will 'gator wrestling on a private 'gator farm and then release the exhausted alligator unharmed, Spectr17 will not need a hunting license, 'gator tag etc. Spectr17 could sell the video though and make a ton of dough selling the "suicide video". Spectr17 is a big man deducing from the photos posted here at JHO so it is an even match. Spectr17 will definitely find the cure for his 'gator urge. 'Nuff said.
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From what I hear, Florida is experiencing a surge in gators...
 

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Jesse,
No need to go that far.
There's a gator in a LA park pond.
People call him Reggie.
 

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$50 for a non res tag, that's cheaper than my MO non res deer or turkey tags. Tominator (the new Gator Moderator) says he can even lead me right to one of them big lizards.

I feel like I'm stepping out on my hog hunting buddies.

Larry, I ain't rasslin' them. I saw a guy once in MS play with one is a sideshow and he about got et. I'm gonna bow shoot em with a float.
 

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We had a rash of gator vs. human and dog attacks that Florida Fish and Wildlife issued more tags this year...however, more people wanted to hunt gators so they sold out quickly.

Next year I may try for one just to see what all the fuss is about. But, hogs do taste better than gators.
 

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before you go alligator
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hunting Spectr17 you should watch the movie LAKE PLACID you might change your mind
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I keep meaning to put in gor Georgia's season, my family has a cabin on Lake Blackshear on the flint river, got tons of gators down there, seen two 12 plus footers taken out of their side of the lake, taken by Fish and game before there was a season there. In 94 there was a gator right in front of their cabin, after the dam broke and the lake turned into a big hole, someone had shot it in the head and took it's tail, but it was six feet long from hindquarter to nose, that is a big gator.
 
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