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So the Admiral and I went up to Jack Ranch for the long planned first dove hunt with Frank Hook. The drive up the 5 was uneventful for us but not for others; LE was out in force! Seven B&W just on the grape vine and a couple of unmarked cars pulling people over left and right. Stopped at Blackwell’s Corner to have lunch with James Dean – he was there but not saying much.
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We met up with Frank and drove out onto Ranch which is 90,000 acres – that is twice as big as Catalina Island. We unpacked at the recently finished new hunting quarters, great accommodations with 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and a spacious kitchen/lounge/dining area AND AIR CONDITIONING. Praise the lord and pass the ammunition! We then patterned our two shotguns at 25yds using large pieces of paper stapled to a tree. We tried 3 different 1 to1+1/8 oz shot with #71/2 or #8 pellets and saw clear differences in spread by the shell. By way of apology, I hugged and kissed the tree afterword. A game warden saw me so now I am a registered tree hugger and cited tree molester all at once.
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Dove #1 – well sort of: 6 pm rolls around and JS, Frank’s colleague and asst ranch manager shows up in his jeep and we load up with shells, shot guns etc. We also stick in my Browning A bolt II 30-06 plus some 110 gr. TSSX Federal ammo in case as it gets on dark, a pig shows up for we have just about run out of sausage at home. On the way, Frank tells me that there is a very rare and secret breed of pig that flies in this area and we should be careful not to shoot one (or any quail, hawks, woodpeckers, shotguns, spouses etc. but that is another story). I’m intrigued – pigs that fly? Yup, he tells me they will fly to the water holes in the evening with the doves but because of their rarity, it is a $5,000 kill. Hummmm We arrive at the first dove spot, a pond with reeds growing in the middle and surrounded by lots of trees on the uphill side where we park. We all hop out of the jeep and start chatting and loading up our shotguns. We couldn’t have been there a minute when Frank says – “I don’t believe it, look at that hog that just flew in over there.” We all think he’s joking but look anyway and sure enough, in spite of all our movement and noise, this boar had just “flown in” on the other side of the pond, probably no more that 150 yds away. Frank says, “get your rifle and shoot it – that’s a nice hog.” JS agrees, “good hog”. So unthinking, I sprint to the jeep, grab the Browning A Bolt II out of its case, slam a round in the chamber plus two in the magazine and put the cross hairs on the hog that is now in the pond so that only the top half of his body is showing. Holy crap, he is part cormorant as well as part dove – that is a very special hog. Frank urgently whispers, “shot him quick before he fully submerges.” I’m concerned about hitting the water so I aim 2 inches above the water at where his shoulder is and BAM. The hog “stumbles”, runs out of the water and starts up the embankment – once he is over it, we will lose sight of him as he goes into the brush or simply flies away. So I chamber another round with Frank saying – ”shoot him again”. BAM, I hit him in the hind quarter as he starts to go over the embankment and we lose sight of him. As we rush out to and over the embankment, I step in a huge hole, fall over mightily and scatter shotgun shells all about – doh!. We find the hog dead just over the top of the embankment, the first shot having gone through both lungs while the second hit right in front of the hindquarter but fortunately did not get into the belly. You can see the wet mark on his skin to judge how far he was into the water when I shot. The TSSX 110 gr Federal (Barnes bullet) had really expanded even on entry as you can see from the large entry wound on the carcass. The bullet was lodged in the skin on the other side, weighed 110.039 grains - 100% retention, and was very flattened. Compare the “Federal”110 gr Barnes TSSX to the 150 gr. Hornady (also out of a hog) in the picture.
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Frank tells me that is the “fastest” pig he’d ever harvested – we’d been dove hunting for less than 2 minutes when the $5000 flying pig was on the ground dead. What a kick although I’d have been more comfortable paying the $5000 flying pig fee if they had let me keep the wings or at least let me get a picture before they were removed and destroyed. The blood spot on the shoulder is where JS cut the wing off before he’d take a picture. Apparently, there is a government conspiracy to keep these amazing pigs secret so I can only show you what looks like a regular hog. Something to do with legions of flying attack pigs being sent off to Afghanistan... We later saw a couple of sows with the smallest piglets I’d ever seen - Frank figured were 5 days old or less so the wings had not sprouted yet.

After the flying pig rush, dove hunt #1 was great fun but quite humbling. We managed to de-fly 7 birds the first evening – there were relatively few flying according to Frank and hitting them was a real challenge for us. No amount of skeet & trap would have gotten us really prepared. Damn doves 1) ARE NOT bright orange, 2) DO NOT fly in a straight line and 3) DO NOT break apart from a single pellet. Furthermore, even after you knock one down; finding the bird is a challenge. “WHAT FUN!” Those birds were consumed for dinner along with Catalina venison burgers. I’m sure any number died simply of “Shock & Awe” due to the noise and vast amount of lead we put in the air for when we cleaned them; we couldn’t find a mark on any number of them.

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Dove #2: The next morning just before sunrise we headed out for dove #2 but got way laid by a massive herd of 50-60 wild hogs feeding on the edge of one of the bottom land “farmer fields”. We watched them for a while – an amazing site and at the lead was a large boar Frank figured was 300+ lbs. They headed off for the brush as the sun (and heat) was coming up. Then, before we could get to the river edge to set up for dove, we got way laid again. This time by a herd of antelope – we stalked them but got busted about 100 yds out. The females all got nervous but the buck of the harem didn’t seem to care about us so while the females pranced and dashed in small circles, the buck casually watched as we got to within 40 yds. Then he turned and trotted off with his whole harem behind him. How cool was that!
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Finally, we got to a dove spot and we again were humbled. Frank was able to spot them from a fair distance and we learned a lot on anticipating and leading so we did end up with 18 birds by the time the admiral said “enough, my shoulder is going to get sore if we don’t stop.” We saw, shot at and even knocked a few feathers of some Eurasian doves but didn’t knock any down – you got to get them up close or hit ‘em twice Frank said. It was nearing 10 am and getting warm so we did a tour of part of the ranch - drove out a to the old pig camp and saw several sets of hogs ranging from 2 sows with 3 piglets to 11 adults out in broad daylight , a coyote, road runners, a bob cat and all sorts of raptors Stopped back at the camp to clean the birds have lunch, and I check my ‘06 to be sure I hadn’t knocked the scope out of alignment when I fell with it the evening before (nothing in chamber and safely on) - it was still right on, whew.
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So ends part one. Part two to follow
 
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Part 2

Dove #3: So after a nice lunch and a snooze, it was 6 pm again and time for Dove#3 with JS coming too. This time the doves were not flying as much as in the morning so a couple of us walked down among the trees and then it was pure pandemonium as there were doves flying every which way. You’d only have a few seconds from when they’d appear from some trees till they disappeared among some other ones. By the end of the sky blasting, we’d downed 19 more birds so the days total was 37 for the 4 of us including one Eurasian dove. Interesting to see this bird up close - it was at least twice as big as the regular doves. The best shot the admiral and I made on the trip was a pair of doves that flew in and I dropped the first one and as the second was directly over my head, she nailed it and it landed at my feet. The worst shot(s) we made – well, you don’t have enough time to hear about all of them… The Eurasian doves are not only bigger but they are smarter– they kept trying to roast like this one in a “no shoot” zone.
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Back to camp, clean the birds, have dinner and into bed to rest up for dove #4 in the morning.

Dove #4. As the doves hadn’t’ really started to fly till about 8 am the day before, we took a little trip a sunrise to see some more of the Ranch. Simply gorgeous country. Saw some more antelope and hogs and then Frank spotted a really big boar casually feeding by himself in the middle of a field. We watched him for a while and then when he got wind of us, he took off. Frank drove quickly so that we were right there when this big ol boar crossed the road 25 yards in front of us Definitely a trophy boar.
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We then headed for a dove spot and on the way Frank noted fresh tracks from what he thought was even a bigger boar – either that or a regular pig with very big feet.
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We clearly had improved on our shooting (or the doves were getting dumber) as we had our limit by 10 am when it was starting to heat up. So then it was just back to the house, pack up our gear, load up the birds and the hog and head to LALA land.

It was one heck of a great fun trip. I can’t say enough good things about Frank Hook and his operation. He really knows how to take care of people and make sure you have a good time – it is clear that your agenda is his agenda and not the other way around. He has lived/worked most of his adult life on Jack Ranch and knows the land and the animals in a way that gives you not only the best opportunity for hunting success but also makes you appreciate what a special place it is. And you can see cares about the wildlife there and acts as a steward for the resource so that there should be great hunting on Jack Ranch for many years to come. The only problem the Admiral and I now have is finding an excuse to go back up to Jack Ranch for another visit.

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Thanks again Frank and JS.
 

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Great story and pics, Andy! Looks like you and the Admiral had a blast...

btw, is your Boonie the "official dove hunting hat"?
 

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Andy, Great story bud! I'm glad you and the admiral had a wonderful time. Glad to see you increased your shooting ablity before the end of your trip.


I'm really enjoying the mug also.

Thanks,

WoodGrain
 

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btw, is your Boonie the "official dove hunting hat"? No, it is my official "don't get skin cancer hat so I can spend money on hunting stuff instead of the dermatologist" hat. It was really warm and sunny in the middle of the day as you can imagine. I've forgotten to get an official dove or upland bird hat so maybe that old boonie can be that as well.

And Woodgrain, hope your son has kept up his enthusiasm for shooting and you get a chance to take him out some more. Glad you like the mug. Just don't put in dishwasher.

At least I thought I'd forgotten to make an upland bird avatar but I checked my avatar folder and I had one already so I have now changed my avatar to that one. I'll make one with the old boonie as an avatar for ducks or something else.
 
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Sorry you had such a terrible weekend. Sounds like a real bummer.
 

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asaxon, not only does it sound like a great trip but you do a fantastic job at painting a picture of the adventures you and the Admiral experience. I can't wait to see whats next. Thanks for sharing with us!
 

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One of my more memorable dove hunting experiences was in Parkfield one year. Waves of attacking dove and it was certainly crazy for about fifteen minutes. Lotta fun. Thanks for sharing your story.
 

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Sorry you had such a terrible weekend. Sounds like a real bummer.

Yeah, Fugaloo, it sucked big time. And just so you can commiserate further with us, it was a Tuesday through Thursday, not a weekend. I’m “retired” so we tend to get out like this during the week when you “young folk” are all working. I use weekends to catch up on my work, jobs around the house and go scuba diving with my boat partner. You have to find some good news in getting old.

We had doves two nights ago with a group of friends: They were very good and this recipe is sooo easy - we adapted my mothers chicken recipe. You can cook for 4-40 doves and it is hardly any more work. We did 25 doves at once: no fooling with individual birds, drenching in flower, wrapping in bacon etc.
  • One 14 oz can of whole berry or jelly cranberry sauce
  • One 16 oz bottle of Catalina salad dressing (regular or fat free)
  • One ounce package of onion soup mix.
  • Mix all together, dump it on fowl (dove, chicken etc) in a casserole dish.
  • Cover and put in oven 325 for 75-120 min depending on size and type of meat.
  • Serve over rice
And here is the final outcome. The wishbone from a couple of the doves plus a shot (the only one we found) that was in the Admiral’s dinner no less. Hopefully our shooting accuracy was better than the “one per cent.”


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And you know “MF410”, it may well be that those flying/submersible hogs are escapees from a Vandenberg experiment gone horribly wrong. Any senior officers missing?
 
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I envy your time away during the week, having a diving boat, and your funny stories. You had a great story, and I only have one question? Are the pigs that fly wearing a brand from the Wicked Witch of the West?
See you when I get back home.


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Hey!!! I just got back from Seattle, how weird is that?
 

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Welcome home Rich and LtDann. In the words of the immortal Sponge Bob, “I’m ready I’m ready.”

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Anytime you feel like going out sky busting with a novice (but I careful one), give me a call on my cell. I can go most days – esp. if given a bit of advance notice. I’m pretty sure you have my mobile but I’ll PM it to you just in case.
 

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Do I look that dim? Well maybe

Someone (nameless) who I emailed this story to asked me if I really paid $5000 for that hog. Do I look that dim? Maybe I do as "Sponge Bob". I would pay $5000 for a hog that really did fly and was submersible but that whole tongue in cheek business was my attempt at a “Twainism.” The price for shooting a non-trophy hog at Jack Ranch is $600 and it is a two day hunt if necessary. Our hog was a 2 min. “opportunity” that was just too remarkable to pass up. If anyone wants details re hunting at Jack Ranch, here is a link
http://www.jackranchwildpighunts.com/
 

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Yea, LT, I got the call you don't want to take, but must, and I made it to my Mom's bedside in time to enjoy a couple days with her before she rode off on a flying pig. Now back home, planning to go back to work. It is a small world.


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