What NOT to Wear

[One Track]

My favorite cold weather hunting garment is a fleece jacket in drab gray with black shoulders. It keeps me warm and it's comfortable. However, I put that sucker on last year and took off towards my hog hotspot. I got about 200 yards out. My buddy whistled and waved me back. He said, "Dude, you look like a pig. Change that jacket." I put on a camo jacket, and he still said, "Dude you look like a pig, lose some weight."

Those hogs always look black against the hillsides. My advice: "Don't wear black when hog huntin'." There could be one too many trigger-happy kooks out there. I suggest a wool jumpsuit in plaid red.

 

[Hogskin]

Originally posted by One Track@Mar 5 2004, 03:20 PM
He said, "Dude, you look like a pig. Change that jacket." I put on a camo jacket, and he still said, "Dude you look like a pig, lose some weight."

Man, that is funny!!

 

[Kentuck]

One Track

Sounds like you hunt with buddies like mine!

 

[MEF]

LOL!!

 

[nikdob]

From Deliverence:

You look just like a hog...

Dave in Georgia

 

[MNHNTR]

On the serious side though, when hunting, I try to wear some type of blaze orange garment (hat, neck gaiter etc. ) Just in case someone doesnt take the time to identify their target........

 

[Buck-eye]

I am not sure if One Track's looking like a pig is accurate. However, after hunting in the desert with him for a week with no shower, I would venture to say that the aroma would be a close match. An easy cure for keeping safe would be to go out, immediately find a 500 pound boar, shoot him , and leave. What's the mystery???

 

[One Track]

Better than that Old Spice you dump all over your stickin' self.