2010 Hog Hunt Give Away For Cedar Canyon Ranch

[nofear25]

I should win!

 

[jadingo]

why I shoold win this hunt

I love to hunt.


I believe that if I were able to win this fabulous hunt and shoot my first hog that everything would be once again right with the world. The black cloud hanging over my head would disperce,

Our goverment sponsored Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac corporations, who endorced lending millions to home buyers with a 500 fico scores, might realize that the are slightly responsible for this financial mess our country is in,

Obama might realize that the American public does not want to pass on billions in interest debt to our children and grandchildren,

George Bush might look back and understand why his daddy decided not to invade Bahgdad the first time around,

Democrats might realize that the American public does not want to continue paying for millions of unemployed single moms to keep having babies as a means of income,

Our current government might understand that our constitution is a fairly important document and that is still has some realevance to us today (that was meant to be scarcastic),

Our southern borders might suddenly grow 50' inpenatrible walls that burrow down 50' as well, so that the american public can stop the bleeding caused by freeloaders who do not pay taxes,

Obama might realize that a nuclear free United States is weak United States with a large target painted on its back,

Hmmmmm, what was I talking about?
Oooh hunting.

Like every true American, I love free hunts. Please pick me atiotic-wavin-flag

 

[chap_dog48]

YES I won,

Thanks Jesse for picking me.

Jesse you can film the hunt, pitch it to Outdoor Channel and we can have our own hunting show for us California Guys to watch.

I will come home with some Pork and I will make some serious sausage with it, have fun filming it and I will bring family and friend to hunt as well.

So go ahead and tell me how to get there and the exact time to be there I am only 2 1/2 hours away, so Thanks Jesse I appreaciate the the hunt.

Thanks all that tried for this hunt but since I won I will represent everyone here with pride and honor and as a true hunter.

Kurt

 

[Forest Crawler]

Hahaha, great post.

YES I won,

Thanks Jesse for picking me.

Jesse you can film the hunt, pitch it to Outdoor Channel and we can have our own hunting show for us California Guys to watch.

I will come home with some Pork and I will make some serious sausage with it, have fun filming it and I will bring family and friend to hunt as well.

So go ahead and tell me how to get there and the exact time to be there I am only 2 1/2 hours away, so Thanks Jesse I appreciate the the hunt.

Thanks all that tried for this hunt but since I won I will represent everyone here with pride and honor and as a true hunter.

Kurt

Nicely played, Kurt. LMAO! Now I know some of you guys have to have some funny stories to post for this hunt. Seeing as I have none I am looking forward to hearing about yours! Who's gonna huff and puff and blow the piggies houses down?

Anyone planning on going with archery gear? If I were to get a crack at some wild boar, it'd be strictly with archery tackle to raise the bar even higher. Nothing like a challenge, right?

 

[sancho]

how is the winner picked this time?

 

[JTA6498]

Well, feel good knowing people will starve because you did not slect me..... Congrats Kurt, have fun. It is a great ranch

 

[spectr17]

how is the winner picked this time?

I talked with Bill from Cedar Canyon and this time he's gonna pick the winner.

 

[chap_dog48]

So Jesse have Bill give me a call and I will be there. I am out for the summer so no problem being there early of Friday. Thanks again. Kurt

 

[jagdman]

I am going to have my wife and kids read all the entries and they will decide who should get to go on the hunt. I already have to much presure on me to have a good hunt that I dont need to also try and pick a deserving hunter for our giveaway. Good luck to all who have entered.

It seems wierd to me that last year when all you had to do is pick a number we had over 500 hundred people that posted numbers but when you have to write a little saying why you deserve the hunt we are far far below the 5oo mark. I look forward to reading all the great stories about why you should win so I hope more will write in for all of our viewing pleasure.

Keep up the good stories.
Bill

 

[Vermonster]

I am going to have my wife and kids read all the entries and they will decide who should get to go on the hunt. I already have to much presure on me to have a good hunt that I dont need to also try and pick a deserving hunter for our giveaway. Good luck to all who have entered.

It seems wierd to me that last year when all you had to do is pick a number we had over 500 hundred people that posted numbers but when you have to write a little saying why you deserve the hunt we are far far below the 5oo mark. I look forward to reading all the great stories about why you should win so I hope more will write in for all of our viewing pleasure.

Keep up the good stories.
Bill

Hey Bill, what is your address? I would like to send a goody-bag to you, the wife, and the kids...... :bounce-aqua:


Just kidding.... :big-grin-aqua:

 

[chap_dog48]

So, Jesse I butter you up:JHO rocks: and you tell me that Bill is picking the winner, then I had to tell Bill that he already picked me he just didn't know it yet, and NOW Bill :bag-on-head:you are telling me that I have to let your wife and kids know that they have picked me, man sounds like a game of Telephone:thread jacked:, but OK. Bill's wife and Kids, Kurt here, I am the one that won the hunt from Jesse and your husband/father Bill so go ahead and call me and let me know how to get to the ranch, I will be there early on Friday:archer green:. Thanks guys I know you love the fact that this has now gone on three posts so this third one is the Charm:smiley_yahoo:. You have to love the way this whole thing played out. I :rotflmao:LMAO everytime I tell some on how this whole thing went down. Thanks again for the hunt your guys picked the right guy. Kurt

 

[Forest Crawler]

I won't say I deserve to win anything, but I'd love to be one of the few to fling a meat missile at one of those pork chops with teeth.

 

[Mississippired]

I should win this hunt because I have 3 kids (2 boys and 1 girl) and they really love bacon, pork roast and everything between the rooter and the tooter . That is all.

Red

 

[sancho]

tell bill, that i am a very hot woman..and i like to hunt in camo bikinis. but i sleep naked. i'm 26, half japanese, half norwegian. i cook, clean..speak in a soft voice. i love burly, rough and tough landowner types. i have hunted for years, but made it a more serious hobby, once i quit the stripper job, and went to law school. i restored a 1971 ford bronco, that i use for a hunting rig, but my daily driver is a 2007 3/4 ton dodge diesel. i hope i win this hunt! i'm really busy, so if i win, and can't go..i'll let my butt ugly friend, cliff..go in my place.

 

[Forest Crawler]

tell bill, that i am a very hot woman..and i like to hunt in camo bikinis. but i sleep naked. i'm 26, half japanese, half norwegian. i cook, clean..speak in a soft voice. i love burly, rough and tough landowner types. i have hunted for years, but made it a more serious hobby, once i quit the stripper job, and went to law school. i restored a 1971 ford bronco, that i use for a hunting rig, but my daily driver is a 2007 3/4 ton dodge diesel. i hope i win this hunt! i'm really busy, so if i win, and can't go..i'll let my butt ugly friend, cliff..go in my place.

Hilarious, Sancho! :rotflmao: Or is it Sanchette?

 

[LAOutdoorsman]

You should pick me beacuse im getting married and have no money to spare cause its all going to the wedding.

 

[CODE3RUN]

Im still watching and waiting hoping my name gets picked...If I win this hunt im bringing my trailer and my two boys with me and im sure my wife would want to go. Be a great family time and maybe I can redeem myself with my boys that dad still has it......

Cory

 

[jagdman]

Now thats what I call a story but I am not sure the wife would approve in case you didn't have to work that weekend.

 

[Coolusername]

:hog chewing: Top Ten Reasons Why I Should Win the Pig Hunt :hog chewing:

10. Because I’ve already got the eggs and breakfast without the bacon and sausage isn’t the kind of Change I was expecting.

9. Because even though I huff and I puff, my wife still says I suck.

8. Because June 20<SUP>th</SUP> is Father’s Day, and when my wife finds out I’m out hunting pigs, I really don’t want to be there!

7. Because try as I might to bond with my daughter fishing, we never catch crap and they won’t let me take my guns to the lake.

6. Because not all pigs can go to the market, some of their wives won’t let them out of the dog house.

5. Did I say because they taste great…oh and they’re less filling too.

4. Because pigs are ugly and shooting cute little furry rabbits takes way too much ‘splaining to the kids.

3. Because I’ve spent way too much money on all this hunting crap and I’m still a vegetarian.

2. Because to ever have a chance with Sarah Palin, I really need to shoot something.

And the number one reason why I should win the pig hunt...
[FONT=border=]...because shootin’ donkeys is just too political.

:wavin hello: :rotflmao: :toast-yellow: :smiley_yahoo:
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[chap_dog48]

So when are you guys going to call me and tell me that I have officially won, I know I won so can you call, or PM or email me or something.

:thumbs up2:Kurt:JHO rocks: