Can we stop talkin' bout their hunt...

[Speckmisser]

Ass-stabber has become the Spin-meister! Nicely done!

Has TeamCali already compiled your list of excuses for this hunt?

How many of you are gonna be up there stacking the deck on Thursday? It looks like I'll be hitting the gate sometime around 1800 (earlier if I can slip away). Should be tequila time by 1930!

 

[Shay Mann]

A.S.

Whoa there tiger !!! Is this an official contest protest? I'll take them 1 by 1

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1. Shooting wet sows, well not really shooting them, but at them.[/b]

How about killing 2 pigs with the combined weight tipping the scale at a whopping 20lbs
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2. Giving Team CA too much Crown & Diet Pepsi, this is a friendly competition, not Prom!![/b]

You weren't complaining at the time. In fact, If I remember correctly wasn't it you that said Screw hunting, me at Tim are going to just "hang" out at the cabin
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3. Letting the air out of Pigig truck tires.[/b]

Okay you got me there, I had to make sure my sights weren't bumped on the flight down. They weren't.
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4. Turning our alarm clocks off in hopes of us sleepin' in.[/b]

Generator ran out of gas.
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5. ummm, i'm sure there's more.........[/b]

Let me know when you have some more

 

[Arrowslinger]

Well, well....look who showed up for the party.

How is it that we don't hear from Shay for 5 months, then 12 minutes after i post up some 'suspicious' activities....there he is!
That dude is connected.

Lie #1: "How about killing 2 pigs with the combined weight tipping the scale at a whopping 20lbs"

Pigig's monster hog alone topped 20 lbs....well, not by much.

Lie #2: "wasn't it you that said Screw hunting, me at Tim are going to just "hang" out at the cabin"

It was YOU, that said, "screw hunting, Oprah's on".

Lie #3: "Okay you got me there, I had to make sure my sights weren't bumped on the flight down. They weren't."

O.K....maybe that's not a lie, 'cause i've seen ya shoot.

Lie #4: "Generator ran out of gas."

Funny how the generator was turned off, ran outta gas my arse.

Next thing ya know, Will's gonna show up........don't you guys work?

 

[Orso]

That's funny AS.

 

[Shay Mann]

True A.S. I've got a direct line to the happenings on JHO

I have a B.S. alarm, and it was pegged in the red. So I had to investigate.

My excuse alarm was going off at the same time, so I knew it was you.

 

[Arrowslinger]

I'm a little suprised you'd call BS on me......figure this picture of one of the many 'monster' bucks i've killed got the better of ya, he scored 22 1/8 B&C:

 

[Shay Mann]

Dude that is great.

I may have you beat. I killed a 5 X 5 Roosevelt bull that taped out about 130 inches. Most 4 X 4 mulies tape better than that. I will post a photo. But he is odd looking but a true 5 X 5. "Mini Bull"

Update: !!!! I found the photo. Enjoy

 

[Arrowslinger]

Sweeet!! Tell ya what though, with all the elk i've shot (that'd be none) i'd be more than happy to get one like it.

My only question, who's that young punk in the picture you're hunting with?

 

[Shay Mann]

That is a real skinny, food deprived, gaunt faced punk. I starved myself during that hunting season. Dropped 16 pounds in 1 week of hunting. Not real healthy. I started feeling like a wrestler cutting weight. Except I would be competing in the 90 lb class.

 

[Shay Mann]

By the way A.S. Get up to Oregon this next season (06'). Won't guarantee you an elk, but you will have opportunities. With the way you hunt, you should have a good CHANCE to get one.

 

[oregoncritters]

Don't invite him here...He's on the opposing team and a little questionable... Plus i have not heard if they are going to make a challenge or not.. A.S. we know you're team should win this competetition, so i guess we'll be seeing you in June....???

 

[Shay Mann]

Don't worry Jody, I'm going to send him to that one secret spot, at the top of that monster mountain. Remember when we saw that one elk, that one time.

 

[Arrowslinger]

Not sure if you guys saw this picture or not....remember that pig i shot in the shoulder....well, the guy on the right (red sweatshirt) was hunting & the pig ran by and died right in front of him......guess what they found in it's shoulder? Yep, my broadhead...it just took 4.5 months for him to 'bleed' out:

 

[Arrowslinger]

My carbontec arrow & thunderhead 100:

 

[Shay Mann]

I saw that on the previous posts. That was incredible. Chopper told me, it was the worst wound, smelling wise. That he has ever experienced. If I hear you right, the pig just died. Nobody else shot it. That is amazing.

I guess that means CA won the contest. That was the deciding hog, if I remember right

 

[Arrowslinger]

Yep, it 'just died'

yeah, not really.....someone else (FamilyTradition) put a 'good' shot on it.
But amazing how that thing lived w/ a wound like that.

Count me in for '06

.....i need to take an elk & spring bear next year.....oh, and Oregoncritters, not sure 'bout that he's a "little questionable" comment....weren't you the one wearing SuperMan PJ's around the cabin?

 

[oregoncritters]

Yeah, I forgot to tell ya Shay that someone has been poking around for info on
Spring bear...I reluctantly gave some out.. Only if he brings plenty of supplies though...Hope you dudes whack a pile of those swine...They are about one step above digger squirels..

Those were Batman Pj's thankyou!!! How could you mistake the two?

 

[Arrowslinger]

Might have to send some pork up your way....heard some guy that lives in San Mateo damn near ate every pig you guys shot.

 

[oregoncritters]

I was wondering if we were ever going to see any of that.. Who in the world is that guy anyway.. It would serve him right if he cut the heck out of his finger while snacking on our pork...

We don't mind helping him out, sounds like little women would have a big load to carry if they wanted game meat...

 

[bubba]

Jesus, another love fest. Come on guys...AS will be up there soon...

Now to the real stuff...actually, im buzzing right now, so this is just some ranitng

, just came back from BSP and loving it.Las Vegas is great...see you all in a few days...As far as food go's here's the ticket, damnnn, i just redid the last sentence four times, my spelling sucks after a bittlel og crown, damn punctuation to helkl toooo....

Friday night will be Carbe Asada... also, I will have tow pigs habfnoignt, dammit, turn spell chevker back on, because I plan to tdrink mightlily heavy the rest of the weekleknde,,,,,,

Saturday night, I will be dep frying s turkey. AS is bringing tatters, so bring some other stuff you guys..............


damnnn, im delfeeling s good, see us ina few dayss.....