There once was a hog, covered with spots.
It managed to avoid all of their shots.
Couldn't be hit, by the best or the worst.
Many swear that this ham was cursed.
One fine day, it finally fell dead.
Not from a bullet, but from laughter at this thread.
Just thought I'd let yall know, I googled "spotted pigs" and came up with this. There it was, as clear as day, a picture of that same hog. They said it's name was Eggsand. Seems it's a close relative of that actor from Footloose, and Tremors, named Kevin Bacon. Yep, you guessed it, that would make his name Eggsand Bacon. Not to be confused with his other cousin on acid, Fried Bacon.
It would be a tragic shame
To shoot that pig without giving it a name.
Please, please pick one now
So we can take that spotted sow.
The sooner would be the better
We're all dying to go out and get her.
Of course the winner gets squeaks & two nights free lodging
(maybe I forgot to tell Jesse...and the post got missed when he read through these)
So now the winner gets a two night squeaker shoot and a bino harness from Crooked Horn.
I personally can't wait- oh yeah, go ahead and bring a friend for free too. Can't have you lonely
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