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I always wanted to be part of a club... Yeah, TEAM JUDO.

I can see it now... The video starts out with a lone hog under an old oak rooting up the dirt just as the eastern sky is breaking with the morning rise of the sun. From the viewers point of view you see the bowtech compound being drawn back by Oregon's own Shay Mann, thump, squeal, the hog spins in a circle, the viewer and Shay see the arrow has penetrated all the way to the fletchings from the 28 yard shot. Shay turns his head back towards the viewer and whispers "He's goin' down baby!!" and before Shay can turn his head around the camera zooms in on the hog which is now trotting off about 60 or 80 yards away through a little clearing and we see the hog just flop over on his side, kicks his legs and there he lay motionless. BAM!! The scene changes to early morning and Kirk is walking along a dozier cut along some of the thickest chemise you can imagine. The viewer hears the snorts and grunts of a sow moving her young in the direction she wants them traveling. Before the camera can focus on the hogs in the thicket, a HUGE boar bolts from about 10yards out into the dozier cut, there's no time to think, within a moment the boar with long visable tusks is just about into the chemise on the other side of the path... With out even seeing where it came from an arra zips from right to left on the screen and the hog is hit, spined actually, and the son-of-a-gun drops dead with all but his arse in the brush. It happens so fast the view doesn't really even know what just happened other than theres a dead pig 12 paces from the camera...Now jump to mid-day in the sweltering freakin' heat. It's like Africa hot. There's this big 'ol sweaty bear of a man sneakin' along some posion oak, side hillin-it, the sun beating down on him and the camera. He pulls back on his recurve, lifts his bow arm to the target, and as the knock on the arra finds it's anchor the arra is released and the camera swings as fast as it can to keep up with the projectile and SMACK!! Dead squirrell. Orso looks over at the camera and says "notch another one for TEAM JUDO".
 

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...but wait, the story doesn't end there for Team Judo... After pulling the saliva soaked toothpick from his mouth, the big bear of a man deftly slices it in half and props it between the jaws of the fresh kill, exposing those devestating rodent choppers. Artistically posing the trophy in a grassy clearing, the hunter walks back about 50 yards and kneels down to pose for a "depth perception deception" shot. From the camera view (placed about a foot in front of the squirrel, the hunter appears to be resting his hand on the monster "wall hanger" trophy...the picture is snapped, the music fades in...and a new LEGEND IS BORN....


...Oh no...There goes Tokyo, go go SQUIRRELZILLA!"

There's even a cover story on CNN to follow "MONSTER SQUIRRELS IN HOLLISTER HILLS"
 

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'bout shat my pants reading Orso's & Buckeye's story.
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Think we need to make a "Team Judo" hunt; squirrels, pigs, beers, whatever...I'll volunteer to be camera guy.
If i pull my spleen, will a member of Team JUDO step in for me?
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orso and buckeye
Man that is way to funny and politically correct

al i can say is-- it must have been the whisky and gin!!!
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Here's a challengeTeamJudo
will challenge the winning team from Cali vs. Beavers!
Or maybe we will come up with our own "TeamJudo Group Hunt"!
 

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TEAM JUDO! Oh hell yeah!
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Shoot... one of these hunts I might even surprise everybody and actually stick a hog!
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We're ready. We're willing.
We're a little off, but we like hog killin'!
We may not be fancy, or get lots of kudos
But we like to hunt hogs, 'cause we're TEAM JUDO!

Dang... it's hard to find rhymes for Judo.
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hey jessie you aint in kansas any more
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I sure hopr you OR toys have your crying hankeis with ya; your going to need them when the hunt is over !!! CA Team
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...Thanks Tony, Just the picture I was thinking of posting up there...

....The camera pans as Bubba is walking up to his quarry, he looks and admires the deep color and unique aroma, not too many are familiar with this scene, but Bubba has plenty of experience wrangling with this foe...He quickly slings out his cleaver and proceedes to make little work of his quarry, Chicharones. He quickly throws them into a hot skillet and smothers them with a blend of chiles (serrano, habanero) and other tasty morsels (tomato, tomatillo, onion, garlic, grilled peepers, cilantro, and other secret ingredients). As the brew is left concocting, a cup full of ice, crown , and diet pepsi is passed to bubba
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by his teammates TEAM JUDO...this hunt is over...until at least the great elusive Arrachera (carne asada) is stalked on the next hunt...
 

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well said jessie!!
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i expect nothing less from you
 

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Originally posted by sportyg@May 22 2005, 12:10 AM
I sure hopr you OR toys have your crying hankeis with ya;  your going to need them when the hunt is over !!!  CA Team
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are you saying we are not worthy!!! of completing the take before us
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ok ok my fault i did not read the post right!!!!
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sportyg i will just back out here and return to my kamikaze
 

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Since the CA is supplying a camp cook, i'm going to assume that the OR team is bringing women & Crown w/ 'em?
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Shay see the arrow has penetrated all the way to the fletchings from the 28 yard shot[/b]

Orso, I appreciate the good vibes on that. I'll take a 28 yard shot on a hog anyday. And I hope the results are exactly as you described.

Yeah, Arrowslinger, on our way through Hollister we will grab a few beauties for the weekend. If you have a preference, go ahead and email it to me.
 

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I wouldn't be asking Arrowslinger on his preference of women. I believe someone posted up a pic of his girly-friend a few weeks ago... Whooweee, nasty is all I can say. Kirk, make sure you ask for women with teeth.
 

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That's hurt Orso, it really hurts...she's a little long in the tooth, but i like 'er
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I love it, this is great banter
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Hey keep me in mind for Team JudoPoint. I'm getting some new arrows to replace the ones that went missing during the last round of squirrel whackin' mahem
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As part of our strategy, we plan on bringing team Cal as much Crown as they would like. We might even throw in some of Hollisters finest if it will work to our advantage. Sound like we should be able to find one for Kirk!!!!
 

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TEAM JUDO-

Bubba
Speckmisser
Orso
Lurediver

Back-up Team Members
BDB
Gyopo
BuckeyeTradArcher
 

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Hey LD, would you happen to have that pic of my old girlfriend? The one that likes to care for young animals (piglets).....if the OR team could find another one like her for me, i guarantee success for team CA
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